Cobra Commander Wins in Landslide at New Jersey Collectors Con – Cherry Hill, NJ
In a shocking turn of events at the New Jersey Collectors Con in Cherry Hill on March 3, the 2024 presidential election results have left political pundits, action figure enthusiasts, and the entire nation stunned. In a twist that could only be described as a shunning of the political establishment, Cobra Commander emerged victorious with a staggering 90.3% of the vote.
The convention, known for celebrating collectibles, memorabilia, and all things geeky, became an unexpected battleground for political supremacy. Attendees, armed with a passion for nostalgia, cast their votes in what turned out to be a political bloodbath for the Republican and Democrat parties.
In his victory speech, Cobra Commander declared, “This is the dawn of a new era! A Cobra-controlled era, where Cobra reigns supreme! Make Cobra Con Great Again!”
The defeated candidates, former President Donald Trump and current President Joe Biden, found themselves in an unexpected alliance against a common enemy as they realized they had been outmaneuvered by the notorious Cobra Commander.
In a surprising twist, known Cobra associate, Storm Shadow, renowned for his ninja skills, received some attention as a write-in candidate. However, he garnered only 1.3% of the vote, leaving him defeated and pondering whether he should have stuck to the shadows.
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