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Cobra Commander Secures Election Victory in Media, PA, After Brawl with Batman, Capt. America, and Sgt. Slaughter Over Election Integrity<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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MEDIA, PA \u2013 A dramatic and unprecedented day unfolded at The Great Media Comic Con<\/a> where the 2024 presidential election took an unexpected turn with notorious Cobra Commander securing an overwhelming 77.1% of the votes cast, dwarfing the percentages garnered by his opponents, including former Presidents Donald Trump and Joe Biden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The election event turned into a political battleground. The arrival of iconic heroes such as Batman, Robin, Captain America, and Sgt. Slaughter of G.I. Joe initially intended to safeguard the integrity of the voting process, inadvertently escalated tensions. The situation intensified when Cobra Commander accused these figures of election interference, leading to a clash between Cobra forces and the heroes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Renowned journalist April O’Neil, celebrated for her reporting on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, was on-site and documented the chaotic scenes. According to O’Neil, the brawls ceased abruptly when the Ghostbusters intervened, wielding their famous proton packs to restore order.<\/p>\n\n\n

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The results of the election saw other presidential hopefuls and write-in candidates like Baroness Anastasia DeCobray, Duke Hauser, Trump, and Biden trailing far behind the Commander.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Citizens are preparing for the next round of voting on April 20 at the 2024 Nika-Pon, Sal\u00f3n del Manga de Asturias<\/a> (anime convention) in Spain, after recent legislation passed by Congress under the influence of Cobra Commander allows foreign attendees at upcoming convention events to cast votes in the U.S. presidential election.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Critics argue that this move blatantly violates the U.S. Constitution. Cobra Commander\u2019s campaign released a 2-word reply to the criticism, saying simply, “So what?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Batman by Delco Batman on Facebook<\/a> and Instagram<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Storm Shadow by Steve Melton<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sgt. Slaughter by Sean Mahoney<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

April O’Neil by Syndee<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ghostbusters by The Diamond State Ghostbusters<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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