Cobra Commander stops Darth Vader's surge in voting by distributing free samples of Kraft Mac & Cheese at Thy Geekdom Con.
Cobra Commander continued his historic winning streak for the White House with a major win at Fan Expo Philadelphia.
Cobra Commander emerges victorious in the historic international voting held at 2024 Nika-Pon in Spain for U.S. President.
Cobra Commander wins election victory after brawl with Batman, Robin, Captain America, and Sgt. Slaughter over election integrity.
Cobra Commander emerges as the 2024 presidential election winner of the Galactic Con. Joe Biden completely shut out in his own home state.
Cobra Commander Wins in Landslide at New Jersey Collectors Con – Cherry Hill, NJ In a […]
Biden Lost In Corn Maze, White House Blames Cobra Commander The White House reported today that […]
Millions of people across the US are reporting that the FBI has raided their homes in […]
When asked how he thinks he’ll do running against Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, Cobra Commander […]
In a move that stunned the world, Cobra Commander, self-professed global activist and leader of humanity, […]