A question and answer session with Cobra Commander, the most controversial figure to ever run for President of the United States.

Do you think someone known for being the leader of a bunch of ruthless, terrorists would be a good choice for president?

Absolutely not. And that’s why you should vote for me and not Bernie Sanders.

Don’t you have a reputation for pursuing world domination?

Fake news! My goal is to simply bring the world together under the caring and efficient direction of an innovative and consolidated leadership.

How is that not world domination?

BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!

What are your feelings about climate change?

I feel that the climate should change whenever I want it to and I’m uniquely suited to make sure that happens.

How would your administration deal with threats from Iran, North Korea, and China.

I feel the best way to deal with other world leaders would be to replace them all with synthoids at my command.

How do you plan to beat Donald Trump?

Probably with really long sticks.

How do you feel about Senator Elizabeth Warren saying you should be in jail, not the White House?

She said that, did she? Well, don’t you worry about my dear Senator Warren. I’m sure my esteemed colleague, Dr. Mindbender, can help…encourage … the confused Senator to see things more clearly.

Do you think your campaign would be able to compete with Mike Bloomberg’s kind of money?

Of course. I have it on good authority that all of his currency is about to become totally worthless.