Cobra Commander stops Darth Vader's surge in voting by distributing free samples of Kraft Mac & Cheese at Thy Geekdom Con.
Cobra Commander continued his historic winning streak for the White House with a major win at Fan Expo Philadelphia.
Biden Lost In Corn Maze, White House Blames Cobra Commander The White House reported today that […]
Millions of people across the US are reporting that the FBI has raided their homes in […]
When asked how he thinks he’ll do running against Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, Cobra Commander […]
In a move that stunned the world, Cobra Commander, self-professed global activist and leader of humanity, […]