When asked how he thinks he’ll do running against Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, Cobra Commander stated, “I really liked him in Poltergeist 2, but I’m confident he’s going to lose.”

While several biased media pundits have said, “No. Seriously. That wasn’t Joe Biden,” the Cobra For President campaign stands by the Commander’s comments.

“We feel the media is not focusing on the spirit of his words,” the Commander’s press secretary stated. “The Commander is absolutely certain that his energy and star power are more than enough to match Joe Biden’s, in spite of any Poltergeist movies Biden may or may not have appeared in 34 years ago.”

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